1.) Clowns because they're crazy, killer pedophiles
2.) Zombies because they're stupid
3.) Horror
Movies because I'm too sensitive and I have nightmares that would make
Wes Craven and Stephen King cry, wet their pants, and make love to each
other. I don't need to see them in film version.
4.) Clowns because they're completely unnecessary
5.) Harry Potter because they made too many of them and I got over it before it began
6.) Lord of the Rings see above reason
7.) Twilight because even homosexuals agree it's far too gay
8.) Vampires because, like zombies, they're stupid
9.) Most birds
because those fuckers can see everything and can fly and peck your eyes
out and reach into your ears with their beaks.
10.) Snakes that move quickly. If they're just sitting there, minding their own business.... in a cage... I'm ok with that. But no sudden movements, especially in my house or near my car. eek.
11.) Clowns because those fuckers stole my fucking cotton candy when I was 5
12.) Winona Ryder - if I have to explain why, then you're just as much of an idiot as she is.. or you're a guy who wants to bang her, regardless of her lack of talent.
13.) Johnny Depp and most of his films EXCEPT "Donnie Brasco" and "Blow"
14.) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... Willy Wonka,etc. It just freaks me the fuck out.
15.) Most 80's films - Haven't completely pin-pointed an exact reason, but I'm sure it has a lot to do with the fact that I didn't see them at the time they came out because I was either grounded or doing stuff that I'd later be grounded for.
16.) Star Trek because it can never be Star Wars
17.) That strange speech impediment that has been trending in Hollywood, seen/heard on such notables as Adam Brody ("The O.C.") and Emma Stone (redheaded chic from "Superbad") and you can catch it from time to time if you watch Reese Witherspoon, Kaley Cuoco, and even Jennifer Aniston. Once you hear/see it, you can't undo it and it completely ruins that actor for you. You've been warned.
18.) Krystal burgers - they're not White Castle
19.) Tunnels, elevators for periods longer than 10 floors, closets, small bathrooms, and coffins.
20.) Celery - self explanatory
21.) Most celebrity websites, news feeds, tweets, news, gossip sites, etc. Unless it involves Dave Grohl.
22.) Pirates - they're dirty, their teeth are rotten or missing, and they must smell bad.
23.) Most books because my ADHD has screwed me royally.
24.) Roller coasters
25.) Rednecks. Not country folk... but REDNECKS. Especially the ones who hang fake ball sacks from their trailer hitch.
26.) Ferrets. - Which will most likely be owned by the above "types."
27.) Melons (Watermelon, Honeydew, Canteloupe, etc) - Just the texture. The juice is pretty damn awesome... just can't eat that shit.
28.) Raw onions - I can eat them sauteed or fried.
29.) Pittsburg Steelers fans (most of them, anyway. I do have a few friends whom I love that just happen to like that team. And it's because of that love that I look the other way.)
30.) Derek Jeter because he's an ass
31.) Religion because its stupid and has led to the birth of such things as hate, greed, war, murder, ignorance, and will continue to do so despite my best efforts to change things. :(
32.) Stairs - If you don't already know why, remind me to tell you when you're older.
33.) Bad breath - come on... who doesn't?
34.) Living in a neighborhood, apartment, condo, etc. If this world is so fucking big, why can't I have my own share of it to enjoy without listening to someone else disturbing my peace?
35.) Hippies who took it too far. (you completely ruined it, dude.)
36.) War
37.) Cats that don't let you pet them.
38.) The fact that most Mexicans don't have necks. It bothers me. It's not a racist thing... its just a biological fact that I'm not comfortable with. I'm sure they'd agree the extra height would be nice.
39.) Most drugs and the way they destroy lives.
40.) Alcoholism - Again, if I have to explain this, you're an idiot. Go get hammered with Winona Ryder and walk into traffic.
41.) People who don't acknowledge the possibility that things may not be what they seem.
42.) Litterbugs
43.) People who call themselves "hunters" but don't use the animal for a god damn thing except to get bragging rights or post the pics on FB.
44.) People who make fun of the homeless. Regardless if they're on drugs, smoking cigs, or tipping back a bottle of beer.... you don't know HOW they got there, so shut the fuck up.
45.) Clowns because face makeup is stupid
46.) Sexual offenders... unless they're the "good kind" hehe
47.) Strip clubs. - Used to go to them to seem like I was the cool chic/girlfriend. Not anymore. The smell is just too much these days.
48.) Cherry Vodka - Thanks, Danny.
49.) Moth balls - takes 30+ years to get that smell out of your nose.
50.) Rush
51.) People who don't wipe down the equipment with sanitized towels after using it at the gym. SERIOUSLY, YA SICK FUCKER!?!? They're provided... right over there! Grab them BEFORE you use the machine so you won't have to walk over there or forget after... geez.
52.) Shrimp, unless it's made "Key West" style.
53.) Lobster - I'm pretty sure I'm still allergic to it... won't take that chance.
54.) That puke green color on cars. It just looks bad.
55.) Anyone who drives an Acura NSX - because I want one
56.) Speed limits
57.) The fact that you need to make a sand castle with really moist sand... which means you have to create it closer to the wettest part of the beach... which is near the water's edge... and it eventually ends up doing exactly what you think it'll do: comes up and washes it away. wtf.
58.) Having the people I love, like, or wanna hang out with.. be so far away.
59.) Not having a job.
60.) Death
10.) Snakes that move quickly. If they're just sitting there, minding their own business.... in a cage... I'm ok with that. But no sudden movements, especially in my house or near my car. eek.
11.) Clowns because those fuckers stole my fucking cotton candy when I was 5
12.) Winona Ryder - if I have to explain why, then you're just as much of an idiot as she is.. or you're a guy who wants to bang her, regardless of her lack of talent.
13.) Johnny Depp and most of his films EXCEPT "Donnie Brasco" and "Blow"
14.) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... Willy Wonka,etc. It just freaks me the fuck out.
15.) Most 80's films - Haven't completely pin-pointed an exact reason, but I'm sure it has a lot to do with the fact that I didn't see them at the time they came out because I was either grounded or doing stuff that I'd later be grounded for.
16.) Star Trek because it can never be Star Wars
17.) That strange speech impediment that has been trending in Hollywood, seen/heard on such notables as Adam Brody ("The O.C.") and Emma Stone (redheaded chic from "Superbad") and you can catch it from time to time if you watch Reese Witherspoon, Kaley Cuoco, and even Jennifer Aniston. Once you hear/see it, you can't undo it and it completely ruins that actor for you. You've been warned.
18.) Krystal burgers - they're not White Castle
19.) Tunnels, elevators for periods longer than 10 floors, closets, small bathrooms, and coffins.
20.) Celery - self explanatory
21.) Most celebrity websites, news feeds, tweets, news, gossip sites, etc. Unless it involves Dave Grohl.
22.) Pirates - they're dirty, their teeth are rotten or missing, and they must smell bad.
23.) Most books because my ADHD has screwed me royally.
24.) Roller coasters
25.) Rednecks. Not country folk... but REDNECKS. Especially the ones who hang fake ball sacks from their trailer hitch.
26.) Ferrets. - Which will most likely be owned by the above "types."
27.) Melons (Watermelon, Honeydew, Canteloupe, etc) - Just the texture. The juice is pretty damn awesome... just can't eat that shit.
28.) Raw onions - I can eat them sauteed or fried.
29.) Pittsburg Steelers fans (most of them, anyway. I do have a few friends whom I love that just happen to like that team. And it's because of that love that I look the other way.)
30.) Derek Jeter because he's an ass
31.) Religion because its stupid and has led to the birth of such things as hate, greed, war, murder, ignorance, and will continue to do so despite my best efforts to change things. :(
32.) Stairs - If you don't already know why, remind me to tell you when you're older.
33.) Bad breath - come on... who doesn't?
34.) Living in a neighborhood, apartment, condo, etc. If this world is so fucking big, why can't I have my own share of it to enjoy without listening to someone else disturbing my peace?
35.) Hippies who took it too far. (you completely ruined it, dude.)
36.) War
37.) Cats that don't let you pet them.
38.) The fact that most Mexicans don't have necks. It bothers me. It's not a racist thing... its just a biological fact that I'm not comfortable with. I'm sure they'd agree the extra height would be nice.
39.) Most drugs and the way they destroy lives.
40.) Alcoholism - Again, if I have to explain this, you're an idiot. Go get hammered with Winona Ryder and walk into traffic.
41.) People who don't acknowledge the possibility that things may not be what they seem.
42.) Litterbugs
43.) People who call themselves "hunters" but don't use the animal for a god damn thing except to get bragging rights or post the pics on FB.
44.) People who make fun of the homeless. Regardless if they're on drugs, smoking cigs, or tipping back a bottle of beer.... you don't know HOW they got there, so shut the fuck up.
45.) Clowns because face makeup is stupid
46.) Sexual offenders... unless they're the "good kind" hehe
47.) Strip clubs. - Used to go to them to seem like I was the cool chic/girlfriend. Not anymore. The smell is just too much these days.
48.) Cherry Vodka - Thanks, Danny.
49.) Moth balls - takes 30+ years to get that smell out of your nose.
50.) Rush
51.) People who don't wipe down the equipment with sanitized towels after using it at the gym. SERIOUSLY, YA SICK FUCKER!?!? They're provided... right over there! Grab them BEFORE you use the machine so you won't have to walk over there or forget after... geez.
52.) Shrimp, unless it's made "Key West" style.
53.) Lobster - I'm pretty sure I'm still allergic to it... won't take that chance.
54.) That puke green color on cars. It just looks bad.
55.) Anyone who drives an Acura NSX - because I want one
56.) Speed limits
57.) The fact that you need to make a sand castle with really moist sand... which means you have to create it closer to the wettest part of the beach... which is near the water's edge... and it eventually ends up doing exactly what you think it'll do: comes up and washes it away. wtf.
58.) Having the people I love, like, or wanna hang out with.. be so far away.
59.) Not having a job.
60.) Death
